Products that I want #2: human food with dog food properties

Human food, that works like dog food.

According to television adverts over the years it is possible to produce a tin of delicious meaty chunks in a rich gravy, that contains all the nutrients and goodness that a dog needs and helps them to maintain a glossy coat.

Why can't 'they' do that for human food? The target of five a day frequently feels like an unobtainable goal for me. I'd be much happier with a tin of gravied (is that a word?) meat that met all of my dietary needs and helps me to maintain a glossy coat.

Products that I want #1: a solar powered/charged Kindle

A solar powered/charged Kindle.

Think of the opportunity to provide access to education materials in the developing world. Think of their usefulness in rebuilding civilisation after an apocalypse.

Want I also want is a one off reasonable fee (free is a bit too hopefully) to have every book I own (okay I'll settle for every book purchased on Amazon) provided to me in an electronic format. I'd also like to get an electronic copy of every physical book I buy in future, again for free but I'll settle for a 50p option.

And why I'm at it..... hurry up and ditch VAT on ebooks.